GUYS I JUST WATCHED IRON MAN 3 AND I HAVE SO MANY FEELS
AND IT’S SO AWESOME
AND I JUST WANNA CRY
AND I HAVE NO ONE TO FANGIRL WITH
PLS IF YOU’RE A MARVEL FAN LIKE ME BE MY FRIEND
I NEED TO TALK TO SOMEONE
IRON MAN 3 HAS DESTROYED ME
OMG “DOUBLE RAINBOW”
I’M ACTUALLY DYING
A Mom went to have dinner with her son who lives with his roommate.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how handsome his roommate was. She had been suspicious about her sons sexuality but being a good mother she felt that he would let her know if and when the time was right but seeing the two together just made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the interaction between the two she wondered even more if there was more here than meets the eye. Her son, sensing his mothers watchfully eye volunteered, “really Mom, I can tell what you’re thinking and you can just get it out of your mind, we are just roommates and nothing more”.
About a week later the roommate remarked, “ever since your mother was here the silver serving platter has been missing, do you think she took it?”
He responded, “Well I’m sure she didn’t but I will email her and ask just to be sure” he sat down and wrote:
I’m not saying you did take the silver platter from the house and I am not saying you didn’t take it but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
A couple days later he got a response from his mother:
I am not saying that you do sleep with your roommate and I am not saying that you don’t sleep with him and you know I love you and could care less either way but the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed he would have found the platter under his pillow.
When are the two of you coming for dinner?
Out of context Harry Potter quotes are the best things ever.
- “Tired of walking in on Harry, Hermione and Ron all over the school, Professor McGonagall had given them permission to use the empty Transfiguration classroom at lunchtimes.”
- “Stars winking in front of his eyes, he grabbed the top of the hat to pull it off and felt something long and hard beneath it.
Snow and David knew she’d gone to Mr. Gold’s shop a couple of hours ago, and when they informed Killian of it, he knew immediately he was responsible for the pain in his chest. That sniveling Crocodile has done something to her! He was out of Emma’s apartment without much as a word, before Snow and David were right on his tail, both yelling at him to stop. When he wouldn’t listen, David grabbed him by the neck and pushed him against the nearest wall.
“You can’t just go storming in there, Hook! He has magic here that we can’t ignore!”
“He also did something to your daughter! We can’t just stand idly by, hoping that she’s alright,” Killian yelled back, pushing David away. He stormed down the street, reaching the building he was searching for, and all but tore the door from its hinges.
“Crocodile! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH HER?” Snow and David finally caught up, David putting his hand on Killian’s shoulder, holding him back from going farther into the shop.
Mr. Gold entered from the back room, a cold smirk on his face. “Oh she’s gone to a better place.”
Snow gasped. “You killed her? She did nothing to deserve that!”
“Oh, but dearie, by affiliating with him, she did.” He walked farther in, but keeping the counter between himself and the three who wanted his blood. “Alas, no, I didn’t kill her. Like I said, she’s just gone to a better place.”
“Well, you’d better bring her back or so help me I will kill you where you stand!” Killian yelled, struggling against David’s steady grip.
“Oh, I can’t do that. It’ll be her choice whether she comes back or not. But I have a feeling, with what I gave her, that’s highly unlikely.” He leaned forward, his eyes brimmed with evil. “You lose.”
“If you harmed a hair on her head,” David started.
He scoffed. “She’s safe. But getting her to come back, that’s the trick, isn’t it? And you’ll have to find that one out all on your own.” With that, he disappeared in a cloud of smoke.
Graphic made by the lovely and talented Kat (charminghooker)
“Towards the last days of season three of ‘The Diaries’, a crew found a litter of kittens on set. Ian immediately set to finding them a bed and food, and even made a “DO NOT DISTURB” sign for the fuzzy little creatures. He even looked after the kittens until he found homes for every last one of them. We all searched for the mother cat, but she was not to be found. That was until Ian relentlessly searched, well after dark, using a flashlight. He went so far as to come back the following day, telling me that he wasn’t going on hiatus until he found mamma healthy and safe and could find her a good home.” -Essie Cha (Make-up artist)